(Written by Viper, edited by Grand Admiral Newbie)

Page Six
GAN was gonna rule the galaxy, right after he got back from his grandparents.

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GAN's excitement reached apex as he prepared to enter the Won main lobby room #2 and gain his revenge. He had it all planned, he would offer the fools the chance to surrender, and then slaughter them if they resisted. Time was of the essence too, because his mom had insisted that they visit his grandparents that evening. This was the first time GAN had been allowed to visit since he called his grandfather "Emperor Palpatine" and repeatedly hit him with his plastic lightsabre. But for now with the help of +Sorak, GAN would be all powerful, save for the fact that his caps lock key had broken.

CRAP_GA_Newbie has joined room #2
Burst_81 > Wooohoo! GAN returns
Calaban> My god .... it lives
Burst_81> Let the cussing begin!
CRAP_GA_Newbie> I HAVE COME HERE TO GIVE YOU ALL A FINAL CHANCE TO SURRENDER AND PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO CRAP!!!
Tetranova> hehe
sno> lol
Cadfan> I don't ever see anyone in CRAP squadron, aren't they dead?
CRAP_GA_Newbie> NO YOU FOOL! CRAP WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
sno> Crap will rise again? You can't have flushed the toilet properly.
CRAP_GA_Newbie> THAT'S IT YOU BASTARDS!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!
CRAP_GA_Newbie has left room #2
sno> Yep ... he's still a fuck-up
Calaban > Hehe, but a humorously inept fuck up all the same
+CRAP_GA_Newbie has joined room #2
Tetranova> oh SHIT!
+CRAP_GA_Newbie> DIE, YOU BASTARDS! I"LL BOOT YOU ALL, ALPHABETICALLY!
+CRAP_GA_Newbie> BOOT _DEMON_
_DEMON_ has left room #2
Burst_81> Evacuate! sno, Calaban, initiate escape procedures, Tetra, stall him.
Calaban> Gonna need a little time here, do something Tetra!
+CRAP_GA_Newbie> HAHAHA, NOW YOU WILL PAY! BOOT _SKILLGUY_
_SKILLGUY_ has left room #2
Tetranova> Hey GAN!
+CRAP_GA_Newbie> WHAT, MORTAL FOOL? BOOT ANDROMEDUS
ANDROMEDUS has left room #2
Tetranova> Errr .... my name is err .... Darth Vader ... and I am your father ...
sno> Everyone out … women and BDU first!
+CRAP_GA_Newbie> NO! YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER! YOU'RE EVIL AND I SHALL KILL YOU! BOOT Badguy1
Badguy1 has left room #2
Tetranova> sno, hurry the fuck up man, I can't hold him, he’s on the B’s already
sno> Allllmost there ...
Tetranova> He's too close!
sno> Allllmost there ...
Burst_81> Nearly everyone's out, be quick and exit before he can figure out how to spell your name.
Calaban > Hits away!
sno> It's a hit!
Burst_81> Right, GO! Rendezvous on ICQ
Everyone has left room #2

GAN jumped out of his seat and punched the air with his fist. Victory! They would all die, all of them and he would rule the galaxy … this afternoon, right after he got back from his grandparents.

At the secret rendezvous in sector ICQ ....
Cadfan> G..G...G AN’S … A … REGGGGULATTTOR
Burst_81> Shit, Cadfan's in shock...someone do something
sno> Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy usually works ... Cadfan..what do the dolphins say?
Cadfan> G..G..GANULATOR ..
Tetranova> He's fucked alright ... you can tell by the way he's using different colors for every letter
Calaban> They made GAN into a Won moderator thingy. We have to stop them before it's too late.
Burst_81> But how? we can't really do much except flood or cuss at them ... even then, they’ll just boot us.
Calaban> We need to shut them down from the top ... take out the head honcho.
Tetranova> Alright Einstein, so who's the head honcho?
Calaban > who knows man ... I was quoting something I heard in "The A Team"
Tetranova> Whatever we decided to do .. count me in
sno> Yeah like fuck, Tetra
Tetranova> Wha?
sno> "Uh ... I am your father" … What the FUCK was all that about ?
Tetranova> I dunno man, I panicked, tried to appeal to the fact he believes Star Wars is real.
Calaban> The dude stabbed a kid on the school bus with a biro man ... cuz he thought he was a Taiidan spy ... the only thing that appeals to him is about 3 litres of Morphine.
Burst_81> We still aren't any closer to finding a solution.
****Dyntheos enters the chat****
Dyntheos> I believe I can help.
(Narrators voice...sounding a lot like Sarah Connor from Terminator 2)
"The guys listened as Dyntheos laid it all on the line ... the drugs, the plot ... the newbie. It's not everyday you find out you're responsible for the creation of a total fuck up. They took it pretty well"
Cadfan> I think I'm gonna throw up.
Burst_81> Ok..so lemme get this straight. The regulators meet in a secret chat and practise muting?
Dyntheos> Yeah..and that channel also has an audio input file for live streaming, +Sorak uses it to give his voice more echo and depth. That’s not he point, though, the fact is GAN is now a regulator, what are we gonna do ?
sno> I've been talking with Calaban and I think he has a plan. Huddle up.
Cadfan> Huddling's not a good idea for me man, I just chundered.
Tetranova> Ok, you don't get to huddle … like ever.
Cadfan> Shut up, you farted last time we were here
Tetranova> The hell I did.
sno> You wanna make something of it ?
Tetranova> Eat me !
sno> Eat you? I’ve had enough of you already
Cadfan> Why you …

We now leave these harmonious scenes of camaraderie and once again focus our attention on GAN who is right now back at Lincoln High school.

"Ok Mortimer..I am losing my patience with you … take the fucking flag OFF your shoulders and give it here."
GAN wondered how he could be detected through his "cloaking device" but nevertheless, felt that stealth was the way to go ... he would torment his foe some more.
"You cannot see me, I am the almighty GAN ... I could kill you at any time"
"Mortimer, you're right in front of me trying to climb on top of my desk, now sit down"
"Ha! a lucky guess!"
"And when you roll up a piece of paper to try and amplify your voice ... speak into the THIN end" "Your lack of faith disturbs me"
"You disturb me full stop kid ... back when I was your age we would have used you for ballast on ships" "Ships? What ships? Are they in orbit? Is Fleet Command back online?"
"Boats kid, boats"
"We will now discuss the location of your Taiidan fleet"
"I'm gonna call your mom and get you committed, kid."
"Ha! fool, where am I now?"
"Get out from under my desk you little shit, if some casual observer saw us in this position, my job would be gone in no time"
"Young fool ... only now … at the end do you truly … OW!"
The principal had had enough, he attacked GAN with a golf club and the newbie fled, heading for home as fast as his legs could carry him and only stopping along the way to put a KFC Bargain Bucket on his head.

His plan would have to commence, as soon as possible. More next time ...

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